Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Valentine's Day Expectations Then vs Now

Valentine's Day Expectations Then vs Now


 

Then: I hope he remembered to make reservations at  P.F. Changs, I can't wait for tonight!

Now: Did I remember to set the hamburger meat out? I did buy sloppy joe mix right? I feel like I'm forgetting something today.... 





Then:
I can't wait for my gift! I don't know how he's going to beat that tennis bracelet from last year!

Now:
I let you sleep in until nine now get out of the bed and help me change this screaming banshee's dirty diaper.









Then:
I wonder if I'll get flowers, I wonder what kind they'll be.

Now:
I wonder if she pooped....yep she pooped...I wonder what kind it'll be










Then:
Awww he left chocolates on my pillow!

Now:
Dear God I pray that's chocolate on the floor.....













Then:
Hmmmm what perfume should I wear?

Now:
Which shirt has the least amount of spit up on it?










Then:
Spend time thinking of fun bedroom ideas for that night.

Now:
Hey...doesn't the new season of Duck Dynasty come on tonight?















Then:
Wow he took the time to light candles in the room...

Now:
 He better have sprayed the air freshener in the bathroom before he left it or so help me....










10 comments:

  1. Hahaha!!! Yep, we are soul sisters. I totally love Duck Dynasty and may or may not have mentioned it in the blogger tag game you tagged me in. This was hilarious and sadly, so very true.

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    1. I know right! I wonder if those Duck Dynasty guys know that a huge part of their fan base is women lol I don't think anyone saw that one coming....

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  2. Very creative Nickie. Got a good chuckle! Loved it and so, so true!

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  3. So funny & really true these days. :)

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  4. Bahaha, so funny! Things definitely change, right?

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