Friday, January 24, 2014

Crazy Days

Jillee, over at One Good Thing By Jillee's Facebook page posted this little post featuring an article showing what crazy holiday falls on your birthday. I wasn't going to click it to be honest, I figured mine would be  something dumb like " National Hug Day" ( no offense to those born on June 11th) or something equally boring. Then I saw that her holiday was something called " Hoodie-Hoo Day"

Hoodie-Hoo Day is where people go outside at exactly noon and wave their arms over their head chanting hoodie-hoo, hoodie-hoo, until their "winter blues" are all gone. I was cracking up by the image of that so of course I had to check mine out...I was not dissapointed my friends.

July 3rd
National Stay Out Of The Sun Day and Compliment Your Mirror Day 
I win. 

I don't get one awesome day, I get TWO. Actually this is a national day folks so technically we are all winning on July 3rd, you are welcome. Not only do we get to stay inside all day, but we also get to show some love to our mirrors. Note: It does not say compliment your reflection.
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Daaannng're looking hot. All smudged and sexy, rock on with your bad self! 

I of course began scanning the list, and found a few more favorites:

January 2nd - Run Up the Flagpole and See if Anybody Salutes It Day 
What dummy let the drunk rednecks pick this one out?

January 4th - Trivia Day and Humiliation Day
Because if they suck at trivia we can always publicly humiliate them.

January 13th - Make Your Dream Come True Day and Blame Someone Else Day
I'm assuming the person who made this one up really, really wanted to be a bank robber.

March 9th - Panic Day
At the disco or just in general?

April 9th - Winston Churchill Day and Name Yourself Day
Have you ever been so pissed off at your name that you create a day that is specifically for changing your name for that day?

June 24th - Museum Comes To Life Day
Standing ovation for this one.

July 29th - Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day
Who bought so much cheese one day that it looked like a sacrifice to the cheese gods and warranted a holiday? No I don't have shifty eyes..stop judging me!

August 8th - Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Night
Is this supposed to be a prank? Because it would be like the best day ever for me.

August 15th -National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day
Relax and think about all the horrible ways you've dissapointed yourself and your loved ones. Aaaahh, I can feel the stress just melting away....

September 2nd - National Beheading Day
Nice try there Henry VIII....

September 29th - Poisoned Blackberries Day
Gah....who pissed off the September people?

October 15th - White Cane Safety Day
That is oddly specific.

November 1st - Plan Your Epitaph Day
Starting off cheery huh November?

November 19th - Have A Bad Day Day
Really? That seems a little uncalled for. Maybe you need some counseling November...

December 8th - Take It In The Ear Day
Calm down there December.....

December 10th - Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
You guys do know festival is a cheery word right?

December 12th - National Ding-A-Ling Day
AANNNDDDD we're back to the drunk rednecks.

Find out what your crazy holiday is HERE

1 comment:

  1. BAH-HAHAHA!!! National Battery Day. That's what SHE said.