Listen folks, I had a solid ten pounds of extra weight from the baby that I was holding onto and last night I checked my weight, and I had gained another three pounds so I'm not in a happy place.Can I hear a collective "screw baby weight" please?!? I've looked at a lot of "before and after" pictures from this company which look amazing so it really picked my spirits up, and supposedly they guarantee results to last anywhere from 2-6 months which I'm tickled pink about, but it doesn't change the fact that I'm still pretty dubious.
All I can picture is this:
Although.....I'm from the south so instead of a dog head man it would probably have to be a mosquito head or something? I'm fairly certain a large mosquito-headed man holding a religious symbol would pretty much scare the fat right outta me. The lady with the peace pipe wouldn't help the situation either, and I'm pretty sure it's going to take more than two bald dudes to wrap my chunky self. However, I am jealous of that leopard throw she's wearing.......( faux...obviously)
The party is tonight so I will tell you all how it goes! Wish me luck and pray I don't get my brain pulled out of my nose like the poor sap in the illustration. Curse you love of Young Adult Fiction books!!! I'm looking at you Rick Riordan!
Haha. My sister did three of these and a friend did one with no results but I have other friends who have had GREAT results. One lost six pounds! I'm hoping you get the results of the latter! Good luck! And don't be bummed if it doesn't work. It happens.
ReplyDeleteThank you, I didn't lose weight but I have a noticeably smaller tummy. I was pretty happy with the results.
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