Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Seriously?! Fake Butt Injections?

I'm not sure if you guys are aware or not, but apparently there is an epidemic in Florida of bad butt injections. Yes, I said butt injections. The newest is of a Florida man who posed as a doctor and injected silicone into at least two patient's butts at a friggen motel room. I get the fact that you wanted to boost up your assets (haha) and hey I am all about saving money but c'mon man! The minute that guy tells you to meet him in a hotel room and he pulls out a plastic cup of "silicone" get the heck out of there! What did you think was happening? He was saving money with the overhead and passing the savings to you? NO.

Oh I almost forgot...the man sealed up their injection site with Krazy glue and charge them $200.00 per injection site. I don't know how much butt injections are going for nowadays, but to be stabbed by someone in a sketchy motel room for $ 200.00 seems a little high. I wouldn't have been dumb enough to get it done, but if I would have I probably would have haggled with the price a little. The horrifying part is that nothing was sterilized and of course the victims ended up being hospitalized due to infections ( they are both ok by the way...I'm funny not a monster geesh people).

 If it was just these people then I might give Florida a pass on this one but it's not. According to the article this is just one of a whole series of arrests.In one case a woman was injecting people with cement and fix-a-flat. While I can appreciate the comedic value of pretending to "boost" someone's rear by injecting a substance used to fix flat tires...that is how people get killed. What are you thinking?

I know that being in Florida is rough if you have a bad looking booty because it's so hot you can't really cover it. It's like bathing suit season 24/7 down there and I really feel your pain on that one. However seeing a seedy dude in a motel room is not the way to go people! Go buy yourself a personal trainer with that money or invest in some REALLY awesome spanx ( which sell bathing suits by the way! Score!). I'm worried about you Florida, if it was just one case I could forgive the mistake, but after all these reports I just can't let it go. I feel it is my duty to bring awareness. This is for your benefit Florida, you'll thank me in the long run.

4 comments:

  1. BWAH-HA-HA-HAAA!!! Because, Florida. It's a saying at my house and at my hubby's work (which is how it got to be used at my house, go figure) because ALL the REALLY BIZARRO STUFF HAPPENS IN FLORIDA. ROFL. Tragic, but terribly funny.

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    1. HA! I know right something must be in the water or maybe the heat is just getting to people.

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  2. Funny story... I have a new job and have made a couple of friends in our training class. One of them added me on FB yesterday and saw the link I posted to this post, and when I got to work she thought you were me! Hee hee! Now I get to tell her you've been nominated, I'm sure she'll vote too. :D Oh, and I DID clear up that while we ARE CRAZILY SIMILAR in some ways, that a) my baby is 22, and b) you don't care much for bacon, which clears things RIGHT up.

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    1. HA! Awesome. Yea the bacon thing sets me apart from a lot of people lol Hubby thinks I'm crazy. Thank you for all the sharing and advertising. I feel very blessed and I'm totally giving you a huge virtual hug right now!!!!!!!!

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